you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live...

A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to thehospital.
While on the operating table she had a near death experience.

Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"
God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days
to live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and
have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy
tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair colour
and brighten her teeth!
Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might
as well make the most of it.

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital
While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by
an ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I
had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the
path of the ambulance?"

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God replied: "I didn't recognize you."